I Know I'm Getting Older Cause...

• Going on a playground swing has become an extreme sport.
• I don't recognize the people on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.  Ever.  Unless it's a "throwback" issue.
• Getting standing-room-only tickets to a concert seem preposterous.
• I use the word "preposterous." 
• Comfortable shoes rock my world.
• Going to see a movie that starts after 10:00pm?????
• I always bring a jacket with me.
• Drinking red wine puts me to sleep.
• Watching movies at home after 10:00 puts me to sleep.
• Pretty much anything puts me to sleep.
• I use one of those daily medication sorters.
• I make the reflexive "uhh" sound when I get up from a seated position.
• I sometimes use "I need to put the weather channel on" as an excuse to sit down on the couch for a few minutes (but then when I get up..."uhh".)
• I had to teach my office's graduate assistant how to use the fax machine.
• I don't know what a meme is.
• I still use a camera.
• I don't remember how to dance.
• I just panicked cause my screen disappeared and I did not know how to get it back.