"I'm Feeling 46" (sung to the tune of "22" by Taylor Swift)
It feels like a perfect night, to dress up in pj's
And make fun of the neighbors, uh huh, uh huh
It feels like a perfect night, to be asleep by midnight
But first catch up on TV, uh huh, uh huh
Yeah
We're tired, old confused and wired at the same time
It's miserable and magical oh yeah
Tonight's the night to catch up on bill deadlines
It's time
I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 46
Everything will be alright
I got my Netflix picks
You don't know about me
But I see your Pintrest tricks
I just can't do that sh&t
I've got no patience cause I'm 46
It seems like one of those nights,
This place is too crowded,
Gonna check in on Facebook (what the hell is Snapchat anyway?)
It seems like one of those nights,
We ditch the whole scene, and end up eating,
before we're sleeping
Yeah
We're tired, old, confused and wired at the same time
It's miserable and magical oh yeah,
Tonight's the night when we forget about the back pain
It's time
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 46
Everything will be alright
I got my Netflix picks
You don't know about me
But we have the same MDs
What's your insurance plan?
That's what we talk like when we're 46
It feels like one of those nights,
We ditch the whole scene
It feels like one of those nights,
You'll find me sleeping.
It feels like one of those night,
Oh look, a cookie.
I gotta have it, I gotta have it.
Sunday, November 15, 2015
Monday, August 3, 2015
What I (Maybe) Learned in my 40's
I regularly see articles
shared on Facebook with the title “Things I learned in my 40’s”. I cringe when I see these lists, because I
end up not agreeing with each item and that makes me feel like I have failed at
being 40-something.
For example, each list always
contains some version of “I no longer give a crap about what others think of
me.” If only that were true for me. I inherited the “always give a crap about
what others think of you” gene from my mom, and there is no expiration date on
it. This does not apply in some circumstances.
I truly don’t give a crap if my neighbors see me in Stop and Shop
looking like I just rolled out of bed. However,
I am still a work in progress with regard to the need to be liked and the need
to be needed. That being said, I have
become better at just saying “no” to doing things that I really don’t want to
do. I definitely have always had FOMO
(fear of missing out) but nowadays that fear has its ass beaten regularly by
the desire to sit on my sectional couch (I always wanted one) and watch
whatever is on TBS.
The realization that
mortality is inevitable is another concept that is always on these lists. I’m on board with that one. My parents both passed away at the age of
81. When I was younger, if you would
have said to me that someone passed at that age, I would have said something like
“wow! 81! That person lived a long, long life. It must have been time.” Now, my reaction is
more like “81?? I can’t die at 81! That’s the age that I planned to stop giving
a crap about what others think of me!!”
Writers of these lists have
come to the peaceful conclusion that the laundry will always be there, that
time spent worrying about the state of one’s house is time spent not enjoying
life. Let’s be real for a moment, shall
we? While I am far from being meticulous
when it comes to the neatness of my house (just ask my husband, he’ll tell you)
I spend some time every single day straightening up, doing laundry, and/or going
through the large stacks of papers that take over my dining room table. You would never know it, because actually
getting ahead is impossible. As soon as
I put something away, one of my children is taking two more things out. If I
actually subscribed to the philosophy that “it can wait”, every inch of my
floor would be covered with Shopkins, hair ties and craft projects. Yes, often my 7 year old is asking me to play
with her as I scurry around the house.
And, yes, I feel bad when I tell her that I can’t play with her at that
time. And that is why the Lord above
created YouTube.
So, what have I actually
learned in my 40’s? I’ve learned that
some people who you thought would always be a part of your life, won’t be, but
that people who you thought were long gone can come back.
I’ve learned that we are all
struggling with something. Everyone has
a story. Everyone.
I’ve learned that aside from
family and friends, everyone should have something that brings them joy,
something that makes them smile, something to escape to. For me, this is music.
I’ve learned that as much as
I was always determined to not make the same mistakes that I thought my parents
did, I will. But I have also learned
that the key to parenting is communication.
I communicate the crap out of my kids, whether they like it or not.
What have you learned?
Friday, July 17, 2015
WWDGD?
I have a million dollar
idea. I’ve decided I am going to create
a line of clothing and jewelry with the letters “WWDGD” on each item. WWDGD stands for “What Would Dave Grohl Do?” Let me explain…
For those who don’t know,
Dave Grohl is the singer and guitarist for the band Foo Fighters. One month ago, Dave broke his leg onstage at
a show in Sweden. Instead of stopping
the show there, he had the medic hold his ankle (which he thought was the sole
injury) in place while he sang and played guitar from a chair.
After that show, 46 year-old Dave
had a decision to make. He could cancel
the upcoming shows, but he knew that people were counting on him. So, instead, he designed a tricked-out
throne, from which he would sing and play during shows. And sing and play he did going forward; for
three solid hours each show.
His injury became a running
joke throughout the show, in fact the tour is now known as the “Broken Leg
Tour.”
I have always said that Dave
Grohl is the coolest person on the planet.
He gained even more cool points with me when he appeared in the movie
The Muppets as the drummer of the knock-off band, The Moopets. However, how he dealt with this injury takes
him to a whole other dimension of cool.
I know that not all of us
have access to a throne, though we damn well deserve one. But Dave teaches us a valuable lesson. There is always a solution. There is always a way to keep moving forward,
no matter what part of us is broken. So,
the next time you are faced with an obstacle, think to yourself, WWDGD? (patent
pending)
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
No One Is To Blame (Except Mom)
Recently, I was having a
conversation with a friend about blogs; about how we both previously wrote them
but had neglected them. I told her that
I had not been inspired by anything.
Well, that changed today. Witness
the following text conversation between me and my tween, who was at camp at the
time and looking through her swim bag:
Tween: MOM
Me: Yes?
Tween: DID YOU TAKE MY BRUSH
OUT
Me: No
Tween: Then where is it?!?!,
Me: I did see a brush on the
floor
Tween: and you didn’t tell me
ugh
And that, dear readers, is
the epitome of the mother/tween relationship.
See, moms of tweens are supposed to cater to our daughters’ every need,
even before they know they need it, and if that need is not met, no matter how
far removed we actually are from it, it is always our fault.
I have been blamed for just
about everything. Supermarket is out of her favorite cookie. My fault.
Rip in her shirt. My fault. No wifi at the bagel store. My fault. No clean underwear. My fault (OK, that one is kind of my fault
but we are working slowly towards her doing her own laundry.)
I wonder why it’s so easy for
mom to be the punching bag. I think back
to when I was as a tween (though I don’t believe they had that term in the
pre-social media, meme and Disney Channel era.)
Yes, I was the same way with my mom.
I wonder why my tween is not that way with her dad. I guess it is because no matter how involved
fathers are in their child’s life (and my daughter’s dad is very involved),
moms are always seen as the primary care-taker.
When one cog in the ever-moving machine of daily life gets stuck and the
system breaks down, Chief Engineer Mom is the one to blame.
It’s hard not to get
defensive. While I try to ignore these comments, sometimes I snap. This time I chose to ignore. A minute later I received a text that read “sorry
that sounded mean.” Victory! Then a
moment later another text asking if I can take her to get her nails done. I’ll take it.
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