"I'm Feeling 46" (sung to the tune of "22" by Taylor Swift)
It feels like a perfect night, to dress up in pj's
And make fun of the neighbors, uh huh, uh huh
It feels like a perfect night, to be asleep by midnight
But first catch up on TV, uh huh, uh huh
Yeah
We're tired, old confused and wired at the same time
It's miserable and magical oh yeah
Tonight's the night to catch up on bill deadlines
It's time
I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 46
Everything will be alright
I got my Netflix picks
You don't know about me
But I see your Pintrest tricks
I just can't do that sh&t
I've got no patience cause I'm 46
It seems like one of those nights,
This place is too crowded,
Gonna check in on Facebook (what the hell is Snapchat anyway?)
It seems like one of those nights,
We ditch the whole scene, and end up eating,
before we're sleeping
Yeah
We're tired, old, confused and wired at the same time
It's miserable and magical oh yeah,
Tonight's the night when we forget about the back pain
It's time
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 46
Everything will be alright
I got my Netflix picks
You don't know about me
But we have the same MDs
What's your insurance plan?
That's what we talk like when we're 46
It feels like one of those nights,
We ditch the whole scene
It feels like one of those nights,
You'll find me sleeping.
It feels like one of those night,
Oh look, a cookie.
I gotta have it, I gotta have it.
