If You Give A Mom A Cookie

If you give a mom a cookie,
She'll want some coffee to go with it.
Opening the cupboard for a mug and seeing none will remind her that they are all in the dishwasher, which she ran the night before.
She will empty the dishwasher.
She will look for sugar for her coffee.
She will ask Alexa to add sugar to her shopping list.
She will ask Alexa to play her 80's rock mix.
She will take inventory of what she has and what else she needs to add to the list.
Adding laundry detergent to the shopping list will remind her that she never put her laundry in the dryer.
She will go to put her clothes in the dryer but will see that the towels she washed yesterday are still in there.
She will fold the towels and put them in the bathroom (once again, forgetting to put the clothes in the dryer.)
While in the bathroom, she will notice that the wastebasket is full and will empty it into the kitchen garbage pail,
This will fill the kitchen garbage bag, so she will take out the garbage.
On the way back in, she will get the mail and open it.
She will peruse a Macy's catalog to see if they have a Clinique Bonus coming up.
Opening the mail will remind her that she didn't pay the credit credit card bill.
She will go on the computer and pay her bill.
She will see that her Target tab is still open from the day before.
She will click that tab.
She will decide that she needs vitamins and will read several reviews of various kinds and brands.
She will then go to Amazon to compare prices.
She will get a text with a funny clip from her favorite show.
She will click 3 more videos.
She will see a Target ad that will remind her to go back to that site.
She will place her Target order for vitamins, swim goggles, and coffee creamer.
Looking at coffee creamer will make her want a cup of coffee.
She will remember that she has a cup of coffee on the counter.
And if she has a cup of coffee, she will probably want a cookie to go with it.